Louis CK // "I'm gonna vote for Hillary...to me it's very exciting to have the first mother in the White House. That's what I think. It's not about the first woman, it's about the first mom. Because a mother, she's got it. A mother just does it. She feeds you and teaches you, she protects you. She takes care of shit. A father, we've had 240 years of fathers. Father after father. A bald father, fat father, every kind of father. And fathers are ok. I'm a father... A great father can give a kid 40% of its needs, top. Any mother, just a shit mother, just a not even trying mother, 200%. Mothers do too much. Like, what's the last conversation you had with your mother? "Mom alright! That's enough!" So, to me, it's exciting... Look, I have no problem with anyone that votes for Trump...if that's what they feel that they want. But if you don't vote at all...if you're like, "Eh, I don't know...I don't like her voice." Grow the fuck up. Are you kidding me? Grow up. "Eh I don't know. There's just something about her." I don't want somebody that's likable or cool any more. We need just a two-faced, conniving, crazy...just somebody that's got a million schemes. By the way, all of her shit is out there. Every email she ever wrote is out there and she's not in jail. Which is amazing. But we need just a tough bitch mother who nobody likes and just does shit. So here is my feeling overall. I think if you vote for Hillary, you're a grown up. If you vote for Trump, you're a sucker. And if you don't vote at all, you're an asshole."